A short life description provided by Alexander himself was forty five A4 pages long written in Arial, 6pts. After a lengthy debate we managed to downsize this epos, leaving out Sasha's philosophical thoughts on the fate of humanity, his disagreement with general theory of relativity and an essay on ways to make coffee in Portugese language. We were left with the following:
Was born in Daugavpils. Came to Riga. Became a designer. Started working at buro. The rest of the description is provided to clients on request as a supplement to the general agreement.